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Most of the toy shelves are fairly empty, but there are still a few things you can pick up on Christmas Eve: Nothing better than a shitting animal at Christmas. “I POOP PEANUTS!” the little elephant says.  That’s because you don’t chew properly. Also, I’m looking at the box and your kid is supposed to take theContinue reading “Where do you get the toys with the shit in them?”