First off, my book is officially released to the public at midnight tonight and I’m terrified and excited all at once. I’m getting tons of tweets from people who’re getting notifications that it’ll arrive at their house in the morning, and a few who somehow got it early and are already enjoying it. I can only assume those people convinced their bookstore that today is Tuesday, or possibly they know the value of well-placed bribes. Either way, I salute you.
Tomorrow is the book launch party and you have to come. If you don’t know what I’m talking about go here for the details. It’s all online so you can come even if you’re in your pajamas or nude or a cat. (I mean, you can even come if you are a cat. Not if you’re in a cat. Don’t do that. Ew.) I’m still looking though all of your party name suggestions and I can’t pick just one so I’m currently leaning toward “The Church of Bloggessianism Presents The Furiously Happy Hour Fight Club Nonsexual-Orgy Featuring John Stamos If He Feels Like Getting In a Blanket Fort with Ferris Mewler and a Taxidermied Raccoon: The WE’RE HERE AND WE’RE NOT USED TO IT Party“. I doesn’t quite fit on a t-shirt though.
BUT! I’m afraid of technology so tonight let’s do a 5 minute test, okay? If you happen to be online tonight (Monday) at 6pm central go here to this test page I just made and we’ll see if it works, okay? This is not the same page that the actual party will be tomorrow (Tuesday).