me: Hello, and welcome to the first ever meeting of the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club! You: Wait…what happened? I just walked in and everyone is staring and I didn’t even know I had reading assigned and THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE. me: No, it’s cool. This is a super laid-back book club. I’m not even wearingContinue reading “HELLO, STRANGELINGS!”
Category Archives: You’re invited
You are Here book bags! (They’re free. FREE! Get one quick.)
UPDATED! It’s March 2 and 5,000 bag have been given away. Yay! Totes will be coming soon to those who got in on time! Just a quick update. Remember the book bags that my publisher is sending out for free as a special thank you to people who preorder my book, YOU ARE HERE: AnContinue reading “You are Here book bags! (They’re free. FREE! Get one quick.)”
I’M COMING TO YOUR TOWN. (But only if you live in one of the towns on my upcoming tour. Otherwise you may have to take a road trip.)
So! YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual For Dangerous Minds comes out in 3 weeks and that means I’m going on tour! Yay! It’s just seven stops but we tried to add a few places that I’ve never toured before so hopefully it will be awesome. And if it isn’t and only two people showContinue reading “I’M COMING TO YOUR TOWN. (But only if you live in one of the towns on my upcoming tour. Otherwise you may have to take a road trip.)”
IT’S HAPPENING. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.
I got an email from editor saying “HAPPY PUB DAY!” and I was like, there’s a special day just for going to pubs? My God, we released my book on exactly the right day, but then I realized “pub” was short for “published” and OMG ::KERMIT FLAIL:: Y’ALL, MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY. Did youContinue reading “IT’S HAPPENING. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.”
What if I fuck this up?
First off, my book is officially released to the public at midnight tonight and I’m terrified and excited all at once. I’m getting tons of tweets from people who’re getting notifications that it’ll arrive at their house in the morning, and a few who somehow got it early and are already enjoying it. I can only assumeContinue reading “What if I fuck this up?”
No Pants Party. You’re invited.
So. My book comes out next week and I’m 50% excited and 70% terrified and 100% not sure how math works. Normally when a book comes out you have a big launch party in a big city and big people come and then I have a big panic attack and everyone wanders around making a bigContinue reading “No Pants Party. You’re invited.”
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