Real questions that keep me up at night, part 809

me:  I can’t sleep.

Victor: Why?

me:  Because pretty much everyone in the world calls pineapples “ananas” or something similar, except for America but why?  I assume it’s because pineapples look like pine cones on the outside? But they aren’t like apples on the inside. They’re more like oranges. Why don’t we call them pine-oranges?

Victor:  Well now I can’t sleep either.

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And now, the weekly wrap-up:

Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):

• As requested, the 2016 Bloggess Calendar.
• My favorite stationery

Shit-you-may-or-may-not-want-to-see:

• Publisher’s Weekly named Furiously Happy to the Best Audiobooks of 2015 and Working Mother gave me an award.
• Saved up enough to buy my first addyeB original.  She’s awesome.
• This.  New pot is scary.  Also, I’m old.
• This tortoise (and you, and Alan Rickman) could save a life.
• I was late to the lovefest of Humans of New York but I totally get it now.  Read this book.
• This video: