People always say, “If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride” but tons of people wish for horses and if you wished for horses when wishes were also causing unintentional by-product wish horses you’d have twice as many horses as you need and then all the other people wishing for other non-horse things would also be making accidental by-product wish horses and suddenly we would be overrun with horses. And then we’d be like, “God, I wish there weren’t all these horses in my house” and that would make even more horses. End result: too many horses. But here’s the question I was going to ask before accidental horses took over this conversation:, If it didn’t involve accidental horse overpopulation, what one thing would you wish for right now?
PS. I asked Hailey what she would wish for if she had a genie and she said she’d wish for more wishes and I explained that that’s against the rules and so she said “Fine. I’d wish for more genies” and then I was like, “Damn. I wish I came up with that line.” So basically our wishes are selfish and also incredibly meaningless. Your turn.
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And now…guess what? I am finally feeling me again (feeling like me, not like feeling me up. Never mind) so I’m getting back to doing the weekly wrap-up. Whoop! (Click here if you want in on sponsoring one. First come, first served.)
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
Shit-you-may-or-may-not-want-to-see:
- Today’s Vagenda
- Want a signed copy of Furiously Happy or Let’s Pretend This Never Happened? I’ll be in Austin at Book People next month. Just order on the links and I’ll personalize it for you or whoever you want. They ship worldwide.
- My sock addiction continues.
- This video. I can’t stop singing it:
This week’s wrap-up is brought to you by Heather Thorkelson, Founder of the Republic of Freedom and teacher of 30 Days to Done. She somehow manages to travel the world while running two businesses and then also goes to Antarctica multiple times a year like some sort of lady James Bond. I don’t know how she does it but if you’re a freelancer working from home and you need to get your shit together, she’s a damn good person to help you do it.