You’d be crazy *not* to advertise here
Want to advertise on a site made up almost entirely of deviants with lots of extra money? Of course you do. Text ads start at $100 a month. That’s probably half of what you spend on meth and twice as beneficial. Email us at email@example.com if you want in.
TheBloggess.com gets 2-3 million page views a month, and Alexa ranks it as one of the top 4k blogs in America. That’s apparently quite good. We don’t understand it either.
If you want to send me free junk I almost certainly won’t write about it. Products I won’t write about: coupons, cleaning supplies, stuff that makes me do math. Things I might write about: Victorian books about diseases, things that make me wonder what the hell they are, badly taxidermied animals wearing clothing, potent potables.
My address is:
14546 Brook Hollow Blvd. #400
San Antonio TX 78232
(That’s just a PO Box, burglars. It’s not my house. Nice try though. Also, I only check that box twice a year at best, so please don’t send me any meat or live kittens.)
Normal people should stop reading now but here’s my media kit for marketing professionals that want to advertise here but who need to convince their boss that I’m more than just a dangerous psychopath:
About Jenny: Jenny is a columnist and blogger. Her personal blog (www.thebloggess.com) is extremely popular, averaging two to three million page views a month. She’s been a regular contributor to the online Houston Chronicle since 2006 and also writes a popular advice column, and a satirical sex column. She was recognized by the Nielsen ratings as one of the Top 50 Most Powerful Mom Bloggers, who named her part of the Power Pack. She’s been featured on Gawker, Salon.com, Mashable, Babble, The London Times, The Washington Post, and a Houston Press cover story recently called her “a local – if not national - treasure”. MSNBC calls her an “internet rockstar” and Forbes repeatedly lists thebloggess.com as one of their Top 100 Websites for Women. She was Marie Claire magazine’s inaugural “Blog Crush of the Week”, a finalist in the Weblog awards for Best Writing, Most Humorous Writer and Blog of the Year, has won Social Luxe’s “Most Provocative Blog” and “Most Humorous Blog” award. She was recently named The Huffington Posts’s Greatest Person of the Day and has fooled many people into thinking she’s very important. She is a sought-after speaker, and has hundreds of thousands of twitter followers, including Ellen DeGeneres, the Today Show, Barack Obama and many more. Her first book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, is a #1 NYT best-seller.
Rates for TheBloggess.com are:
- $100 a month for text ads for bloggers/artists/writers. $150 a month for text ads for businesses.
- $350 for the weekly wrap-up sponsorship.
- $300-$750 for graphic ads.
- $500,000 for a jar with my appendix in it.