So a few days ago I shared this picture on twitter:
…and then a stranger (whose twitter feed was mainly angry rants and vengeful bible quotes) tweeted, “ABORT YOUR DOG”.
And after about 15 seconds of this:
…I realized I couldn’t stop laughing because it was so ridiculous.
I was confused for a bit but then I figured out that she was yelling at people about abortion all day and then one of those people said something nice about my dog and this lady couldn’t handle it and also couldn’t come up with a better insult than “ABORT YOUR DOG”. Which just makes me feel sorry for her and also makes me start giggling again because I’m a bad person and I can’t stop laughing at stupid people. But then I thought, maybe that’s a great insult? Because how do you even argue with that? You can’t. It’s too ridiculous and it makes anyone you’re fighting with pause and just walk away because you’re probably dangerous. “Abort your dog” is the new “delete your account”. Thank you, crazy lady. Abort your dog too.
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And now…time for the weekly wrap-up!
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
Shit-you-may-or-may-not-want-to-see:
- Thanks, Amazon.
- You need this.
- I’m late to these but maybe you are too. I laughed so hard I peed a little. Joelle Larue and Noelle LeSoup are my new best friends. And part 2.
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