Things I found on the internet that were sort of insulting and also very accurate

thebloggess

7 years ago

I keep a folder on my desktop of insulting things the internet has done to me. It’s a very large folder. Here are some of the most recent things which were insulting, and also very accurate and therefore even more insulting:

Suggested post on Facebook. “Everything that inspires you, right here.” That right there is a dead squirrel in a ballet outfit. So…yeah.

Recommended for me by Amazon. COLOSSAL foot rasp. Change purse for weed money. The usual.

Then someone told me to google my name + meme and I really should have known better after all of this. But I didn’t.

Aw. Thanks, internets.

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And now…time for the weekly wrap-up!

Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):

Rory Raccoon on one side. Juanita Weasel on the other. All the high fives and jazz hands you could imagine on one book bag.

Shit-you-may-or-may-not-want-to-see:

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