This is not a real post. It’s just a quick update on three things:
1. This week I’m on The Hilarious World of Depression, which is one of my favorite podcasts ever. I sound completely insane, but I suppose that’s to be expected.
2. As requested, the 2018 Bloggess Calendar is here if you want one.
3. I’ve gotten a ton of emails from people asking if I would personalize a book for a Christmas/Hanukkah gift so tomorrow morning I’m going to BookPeople to sign and personalize books if you want one. Just click here and follow the directions. They ship all over the world. Also, they have a very limited supply of my signed Lost and Found posters that they’ll ship as well. (I don’t know why it says “hardback” in the description for the poster. It’s on heavy archival paper.) I’ll sign a bunch of books so you can order signed copies whenever you want but if you want it personalized to you or to a loved one or you want me to write something special please make sure you submit that before tomorrow morning. If they get it later you’ll still get the book but probably not until next month.
PS. I’m not actually going to be at the store. I know sometimes people go to see me when I am but Victor’s out of town and I can’t drive in Austin traffic so a wonderful friend is bringing a carload of books and order forms to a coffee shop that we terrorize once a month.
PPS. Yes, I totally will write “Knock Knock, Motherfucker” or draw a cat’s face in your book if you ask.
PPPS. As a Xmas/Hanukkah/Flying Spaghetti Monster thank you I’m going to give away a few copies of my books randomly in the comments. Just tell me if you want Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened or You Are Here: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds and leave an email where I can contact you.
PPPPS. Happy Hanukkah!
UPDATED: I realized that I don’t have enough time to get your addresses before tomorrow morning so instead I randomly emailed a bunch of you gift cards to buy books. Whoop! Check your email. Thank God for gift cards.