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THE 14th ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE – giving out gifts to kids in need on behalf of a ridiculous taxidermy boar.

Hello and welcome to the FOURTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! WHAT?! “What is the James Garfield Miracle?” you ask. You must be new here. WELCOME. So! 14 years ago I walked into an estate sale and fell in love with an ancient taxidermied boars head that seemed so damn happy to see me. I did not buyContinue reading “THE 14th ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE – giving out gifts to kids in need on behalf of a ridiculous taxidermy boar.”

Great big exciting terrifying news.

Last week I got lots of emails from people inside the book industry congratulating me on news that they probably were very confused that I wasn’t talking about, because when “normal” people sign a book deal they’ve been working on forever they immediately announce it everywhere BECAUSE IT’S SO EXCITING. From Publisher’s Weekly Magazine aContinue reading “Great big exciting terrifying news.”

It’s Friday. You deserve this.

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for you to come into my office so I can show you all the videos I’ve saved for you this month. Sit on my lap, sweetness. Here we go.

What I’m reading in December

Before I start this, I’m hearing from a few people that their comments are being posted as “anonymous” instead of under their names so could you check and see if everything works for you? WordPress is weird sometimes and I don’t know if it was just a glitch last week that’s been fixed. Secondly…welcome toContinue reading “What I’m reading in December”

Hunter S. Thomcat. A play in four acts.

Act 1: “Hey. You. Pick me up.” Act 2: “You. I’m talking to you. MA’AM. RESPONDEZ SIL VOUS PLAIT.” Act 3: “GIMME UPPIES NOW MOTHERFUCKER, OR I WILL START SCREAMING.” Act 4 was not recorded as the photographers arms were full of cat. Thank you for understanding. Fin

When people become more than people.

This is my post from yesterday’s substack for my mom because I love her and she doesn’t understand how substacks work and wanted to read it. My substack is just a place for sharing my art each week but it’s somehow become more than that at times and I apologize for sometimes being more wordyContinue reading “When people become more than people.”