Category Archives: Random Crap

So. I’ve been busy with PET scans and CAT scans and tests and moving houses and stressing out about cancer and this all culminated into one of those panic attacks where my chest hurt so much I thought I was literally having a heart attack and it was a very hard week. BUT… I heardContinue reading “I’ve never been so happy to be labeled as”GROSSLY NORMAL AND UNREMARKABLE.””

So I wrote a post about having cancer and then disappeared here for a week. I’M SO SORRY. I’m still trapped in moving hell and my computer was lost in the gazillion unopened moving boxes but this afternoon it turned up and so I am writing this in the middle on the night to tellContinue reading “I’M STILL HERE”

Woof. So, you may have noticed that I’ve been a bit MIA recently and that’s because I got some shitty news and I didn’t want to share until I had more information because I know you guys worry as much as I do, and also because I didn’t want to tell Hailey until they wereContinue reading “This post might be upsetting if you love me but just know that I’m going to be okay and if you want to skip it and come back another time that’s totally fine.”

This month’s new book releases held a few of my absolute favorites for the year, which made it quite hard to winnow them down to just two for my book club picks. A good problem to have though. This month we’re sending Fantastic Strangelings When the Tides Held the Moon by Venessa Vida Kelley. It’sContinue reading “Books to distract, engage and love.”

We’re moving to a smaller place and so I’ve been selling some things on Facebook marketplace, and I started with just normal descriptions but then I got bored and everything I’m posting now is ridiculous but I figure if I’m going to write ad copy it’s going to be entertaining, even if it’s just toContinue reading “Facebook marketplace is lightly terrifying.”

Yesterday I was at the hospital getting an endoscopy and biopsies for yet another terrible autoimmune thing that I don’t even remember the name of because my body has decided I have to have all of them and after I got into a bed the nurse told me to think of a song to playContinue reading “Bad songs for surgery”