For my birthday Hailey gave me a betta fighting fish. His temporary name is Prisoner #7942 (that’s the number that was written on the small bowl he was living in) but he needs something better. I was leaning toward “The Admiral” but Victor suggested “Old Gregg”, because he’s one fishy bastard. Hailey suggested that I call him,Continue reading “Blasphemy Scratchnsniff”
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