Who is the Bloggess?

I write for Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle but I need an uncensored space to say the f-word and talk about ninjas.  If you know me in real life you might not want to be here.  I also write a satirical sex column, a horrible advice column and I twitter a lot.

Victor is my husband.  Hailey is my 5-year-old.  Barnaby Jones Pickles is my pug.  Pluto is a planet in spite of what you may have heard.

Choose wisely:

“I’m scared.  Please take me back to Good Mom/Bad Mom.”

or

“Bring it on, bitch.”

or

“Those both suck.  Can you take me to a respectable advice column instead?’  Why, yes.  Yes. I can.

You can email me but I suck at responding.  jenny@thebloggess.com

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