Who is the Bloggess?

I wrote for Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle, but I needed an uncensored space to say the f-word and talk about ninjas so I started this blog.  If you know me in real life you might not want to be here.  I also write a satirical sex column, a parenting column that will make you wish you’d decided to just stick with dogs and I twitter a lot.  Also, I can balance live cats on my head but no one will pay me for it.  Yet. My book (Let’s Pretend This Never Happened) debuted at #1 on the NYT best-seller list. I assure you, no one is more surprised about this than me.

Victor is my husband.  Hailey is my eight-year-old.   Hunter S. Tomcat, Rolly and Ferris Mewler are my cats.  Pluto is a planet, in spite of what you may have heard.

Choose wisely:

“I’m scared.  Please take me back to Good Mom/Bad Mom.”

or

“Bring it on, bitch.”

or

“Those both suck.  Can you take me to a disrespectable advice column instead?’” Why, yes. Yes, I can.

 

You can email me, but I’m terrible at responding and I declare email bankruptcy on a regular basis.  It’s not you.  It’s me.  Unless you’re emailing me to ask me to shill toilet paper for free.  Then it’s you.  I’m at Jenny@thebloggess (dot) com.  Advertising is available but only to the sexy people.  (“Sexy people” = anyone who doesn’t use the word “fustrated”.)  Girl’s gotta have her standards.

 

All work on this site is copyrighted and cannot be reprinted without express consent of Jenny Lawson.  Just ask first, okay?

**Bloggess/Cat Sketch by Angela Melick (Jam) of Wasted Talent.**

 

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