I wrote for the Houston Chronicle, but I needed an uncensored space to say the f-word and talk about ninjas so I started this blog. I tweet a lot. Also, I can balance live cats on my head but no one will pay me for it. Yet. My book (Let’s Pretend This Never Happened) debuted at #1 on the NYT best-seller list. I assure you, no one was more surprised about this than me.
Victor is my husband. Hailey is my nine-year-old. Hunter S. Tomcat, Rolly and Ferris Mewler are my cats. Pluto is a planet, in spite of what you may have heard.
You can email me, but I’m terrible at responding and I declare email bankruptcy on a regular basis. It’s not you. It’s me. Unless you’re emailing me to ask me to shill toilet paper for free. Then it’s you. I’m at Jenny@thebloggess (dot) com. Advertising is available but only to the sexy people. (“Sexy people” = anyone who doesn’t use the word “fustrated”.) Girl’s gotta have her standards.
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**Bloggess/Cat Sketch by Angela Melick (Jam) of Wasted Talent.**