Who is the Bloggess?

I wrote for the Houston Chronicle, but I needed an uncensored space to say the f-word and talk about ninjas so I started this blog.  I tweet a lot.  Also, I can balance live cats on my head but no one will pay me for it.  Yet. My book (Let’s Pretend This Never Happened) debuted at #1 on the NYT best-seller list. I assure you, no one was more surprised about this than me.

Victor is my husband.  Hailey is my nine-year-old.   Hunter S. Tomcat, Rolly and Ferris Mewler are my cats.  Pluto is a planet, in spite of what you may have heard.

You can email me, but I’m terrible at responding and I declare email bankruptcy on a regular basis.  It’s not you.  It’s me.  Unless you’re emailing me to ask me to shill toilet paper for free.  Then it’s you.  I’m at Jenny@thebloggess (dot) com.  Advertising is available but only to the sexy people.  (“Sexy people” = anyone who doesn’t use the word “fustrated”.)  Girl’s gotta have her standards.

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**Bloggess/Cat Sketch by Angela Melick (Jam) of Wasted Talent.**