Candy bra

Shades recently wrote about how hard it is to find red-hots nowadays.  I have the same problem finding the innocent candy of my childhood.  Pixie sticks, red liqourice ropes, candy necklaces, tubble gum…somehow they’ve all been replaced with gummi bacon , scorpion pops, and banana slugs.

Of course, you can still find candy necklaces…

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…but somehow they just don’t seem the same.

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  1. Wow someone finally figured out how to make pussy taste good, I’m impressed! (come on! you guys were thinking it too). At least I didn’t go with, “yum, flavoured milk!”

    I don’t know you were serious about finding candy from you childhood, but I found this site a while ago…
    http://www.oldtimecandy.com/

  2. Hmm. A new wrinkle on the pearl thong… and edible undies. Progress is being made in EVERY field, isn’t it?

    You need a Sugar Mountain store in your town!

  3. I’ve heard of edible underwear before, but crunchy edible underwear? I think people might get a bit distracted. Or full. Or break a tooth.

    And I’d be scared I’d get bitten, not in the good way.

    I’m just sayin….

  4. ok, so as you’ve probably already noticed, i’m retarded!

    your lil gift has been sitting by my front door, addressed and ready to go to the post office ever since you emailed me…

    at the rate i’m going, you’ll be healed up and haired over before i get it delivered!

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