This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):
This week on the internets:
- Blogher named me Blogher of the Week, which was very sweet in light of how many time I’ve made their lives difficult. Also, they called me “epistolary” and I think they made that word up because I don’t know what that means but it makes me sound like I have a gun. Which I do. So, good investigative-journalisming, Blogher.
- I accidentally shot a free commercial for toilet paper when I was drunk because I assumed they’d never use it. Then they totally did. But in truth I probably would have done it sober too. (Also, yes. I realize I don’t sound at all like what you thought I would sound like and that *is* a wig.)
This week on my mommy blog on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
Comment of the day: In case no one has pointed this out, the “related videos” for your toilet paper ad include Steve Jobs’ 2005 Stanford Commencement Address and Johnny Depp on the Actor’s Studio. Clearly, they’ve nailed your personality.~ Megan {Velveteen Mind}