I just got an email letting me know that some twitter analysis website had named me the number one trendsetter in the category of “I THREATENED TO CUT HER“. Which is odd because I’m the only person listed in this entire category. I’m pretty sure that’s not how trends work.
Updated: Oh, hang on. They’ve also listed the top topics I’m most likely to discuss as “blogging ethics” and “logic“. Clearly they’re just fucking with me. Never mind.