This post sounds like I must be exaggerating for effect but I’m not. This was an actual pitch, y’all…
Pitch: We’ll pay you $500 for a total of 175 active text links at the bottom of 35 of your most popular blog posts.
me: Okay. That’ll cost $43,750.
Pitch: We will pay you $400. Please confirm that we have a deal.
me: I think you don’t know how negotiations work.