I think I’m being stalked.

Email from company I’ve never heard of before:  DEAR JEMMY, DON’T MISS OUT ON TODAY’S EXCLUSIVE SPECIALS! me:  ::Clicks unsubscribe button:: Their website:  To unsubscribe you must go to this webpage to update your email preference. me:  ::Unchecks the EIGHTEEN types of email notifications that I never signed up for:: Their website: OH NO, JEMMY!Continue reading “I think I’m being stalked.”

UPDATED: And then the PR guy called me “a fucking bitch”. I can’t even make this shit up.

SEE UPDATES BELOW… I know I just posted a few hours ago, but I’m posting again because you all know how dedicated I am to writing about PR pitches (both good and bad) and this one just can’t wait.  I got a form letter email pitch (more than one, actually) about a Kardashian sister beingContinue reading “UPDATED: And then the PR guy called me “a fucking bitch”. I can’t even make this shit up.”

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