I made you this. (Mainly because I need to raise some money for something ridiculous, stupid and awesome.) It’s the perfect refrigerator magnet (as you might remember from my book). It works in a multitude of ways: Scares off people stealing from your fridge. Threatens your spouse during an argument when you aren’t speaking to them. Helps you stay on your diet.
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In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed on Ill-Advised:
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
- I’m going one last book tour in a few weeks. More info coming soon…
- Real Simple recommended my book
- Harold (the disreputable unicorn)
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: