Conversation between me and Victor:
me: I think if I was ever on a game show and I didn’t know the answer I’d just say “Children should NOT be forcibly placed on spikes” because then the host would be forced to say “No. That is incorrect.”
Victor: Hmm.
me: So basically Pat Sajak would be on tv implying that children should be forcibly put on spikes. And then I’d be like “Well, I want a second opinion, Pat. Because children are not kabobs.”
Victor: I’m not even listening to you anymore.
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In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
- From the founder of Project Night Night about this post: “We are blowing up with donations from your awesome post! It actually made me tear up with joy.” You did that.
- I don’t know how I got on this but I’m not questioning it.
- If you’ve been here long enough you’ll know why I love this post as much as I love Firefly.
- So awesome.
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This week’s wrap-up is sponsored by So Then…Stories, where Darcy Perdu shares her escapades, encounters and blunders – and invites you to do the same. I highly recommend.