Nathan Fillion: It’s complicated

Submitted without comment…

…Except that I’m totally going to comment because I can’t shut up. If you weren’t reading here a year and a half ago you are totally not going to understand this but I can’t really explain it because I sort of implied that I wouldn’t talk about it anymore, but there is no fucking wayContinue reading “Submitted without comment…”

YOU GUYS.

Okay, if you aren’t an avid reader of this blog this will make no sense at all so just skip to the post I wrote this morning about taxidermy robot mice instead. For everyone else who has been here long enough to understand The Great Twine Debacle of 2012 please read on… I’m just now catching upContinue reading “YOU GUYS.”

I suspect I’ve set a record for not being chosen to be on game shows

Conversation between me and Victor: me: I think if I was ever on a game show and I didn’t know the answer I’d just say “Children should NOT be forcibly placed on spikes” because then the host would be forced to say “No. That is incorrect.” Victor: Hmm. me: So basically Pat Sajak would be on tv implying thatContinue reading “I suspect I’ve set a record for not being chosen to be on game shows”

The end of Nathan Fillion

I’m torn about even posting this but I think I owe it to Nathan Fillion to make sure that people on my blog and on twitter know that he finally responded to the eternal twine joke and that he declined publicly on reddit so we should just leave him alone. A very sweet fan askedContinue reading “The end of Nathan Fillion”

MAGIC!

Okay, I’m still raising ads for Pony Danza but we need to take a time out right now because, YOU GUYS. This is a picture of the lovely Anne Wheaton (who once made me nachos) being pleasantly manhandled by Nathan Fillion as Wil Wheaton photo bombs the whole thing. What makes this already perfect pictureContinue reading “MAGIC!”

Normal squirrels don’t sit like that. Just saying.

My friend April from Regretsy practically threatened to stab me in the face when she thought I’d outbid her on this insane taxidermied squirrel who is flashing his little squirrel nut-sack at the world. (Click the link. You need to see this shit.) I assured April that she was very off-base, as we were BOTHContinue reading “Normal squirrels don’t sit like that. Just saying.”