UPDATED: I posted this and then Facebook immediately crashed. The implosion has begun, people.
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I read a study that said (basically) the reason older people forget things is because they have too many stories memories and information. I’m sticking to that story!
YES! Too many tabs…too many disturbing tabs…
This helps…this is the best cooking video I have ever seen. It drowned out the other noise for a few minutes. http://www.buzzfeed.com/briantron/the-next-food-network-star-is-auntie-fee?bffbuk
And what might happen if I then reblogged this??
Boom. You have finger on our zeitgeist, dear Bloggess. Stay blessed!
Given everything that’s happened thus far, this seems like as good a way for it to end as any, right? Fuck it.
And then, if the world ends because of this, Mr. Brains will have gotten away with all of that drinking for free! I’d say he owes you one. (One he’ll never get to give you on account of the world ending, but still…)
Pinception?
Jesus that seems like a lot of work….what are we all wrapped up in??
Ooh, I read it as “My Brain has too many jabs of a pin,” probably because the idea of having pinned it had crept into my head in a strange way.
I am gradually becoming this entire image.
I’m repinning your new pin too : D
My head is swimming from all these tabs. LOL
This is the story of my whole damn life.
Michelle nailed it. Pinned it. Whatever.
I’m pretty sure this is how Inception starts…
My brain did explode. Remember that Charles Addams cartoon of the man looking into a mirror with a mirror behind him and his image repeats umpteen times but one of the images is a monster? Just like that.
Strangely, this is the most sane thing I’ve seen this week
Meta Brains.
Well, now I want a Tab and the feathered hair/roller skates to go with it. #boogiewonderland
I found that cooking video horrifying. Now I have one more tab open.
Sometimes social media hurts my brains. Or Mr. Brains. Hard to say. And I don’t like Tab.
Another tab…so many tabs.
But I love the tabs.
The world is safe from implosion. There was no #MrBrain hashtag so we’re all safe.
Mmmm Tab… and Fresca…. and 1975-1985
Reading this just confirmed how much of a bad idea it was for me to stay up all last night. (not for anything fun, just because I’m over 40 and I no longer sleep….just like every woman over 40)
The post of a pin of a pin of a post and ouch my head exploded!
This is blowing my Mr. Brain. Now I need a rum and Tab.
LOL go home, Mr Brain, you’re drunk.
I love Mr. Brain! And was wondering if Hunter has this: https://www.facebook.com/Hitz247/photos/a.332291776829818.78646.227089544016709/534525939939733/?type=1&theater
A post of a pin of a pin of a post and ouch my head exploded
OK so like I got an image of those pull tab things you can buy for a dollar at the Bingo. The funny part is that the whole story of the blog, instagram, pinterest, blog apocalypse is isn’t that the same thing as having too many tabs open? Now who is seeing this on a TABlet on a TABle?
Head. Hurts.
By the way, I got tabs on shot gun!
I’m so confused right now. You successfully turned my brain inside out and my tabs are flapping in the wind.
And does anyone else notice we have tabs on the computer screen, and a tab button, but the tab button has nothing to do (that I know of) with the tabs on the screen?
I am now trying to picture “tabs… flapping in the wind”. The comments are often the best place on the internet.
I thought it said jabs. I thought it was concussion awareness. I fell out of a tree onto my face once. Before I could get my hands up to break my fall. Flat on my face.
I had a headache for hours. My mom didn’t take me to the hospital. The hospital was for when you knew something was wrong. Apparently a massive headache from a face-first-fall wasn’t certain enough.
She let me take a nap.
Sometimes, I think that I fell into a coma and all of my life since that nap is just a very unimaginative coma dream.
I’m having such a love/hate with social media this summer…I think I need a time-out. Or a cocktail.
Do they even still make Tab?
Thank you Jeanie. Now I know it’s not just me that doesn’t sleep since I am over 40. And I want Fresca.Too many tabs open all the time.
Works for me.
The age old question; If a pin drops on a selfie of you in a forest from a pic on instagram and nobody retweets it did it really happen….KABOOM!!!
I’m with Imp on this. I once saw a movie where a guy (Christopher Reeve) with a pocket watch travels back in time and leaves the pocket watch with the woman he loves (Jane Seymour) before being catapulted ahead to his own time again where he will be given the pocket watch by an old lady (Jane Seymour) who says to him — “Come back to me.” Where the hell did the watch come from? And which came first, the chicken or the egg?
This post is like that.
I have to go lie down now.
I remember that movie! Time after time or something. Or was that just Cyndi Lauper?
Somewhere in time, Michelle
Now I just want some Tab. When was the last time anyone drank Tab?
Pin-pocalypse…. We all knew it would happen eventually.
That video was freaking awesome! I had to watch more of her crazy shit! Hilarious!!!
Pinterest makes my head hurt.
Totally FUBAR’d my whole day… can’t think now
I read it as “Mr. Brain has too many jabs open”, and thought it was commentary on a boxer’s failing technique. I did wonder why you found such a commentary compelling, and then I thought maybe Mr. Brain was your neighbor and you were just trying to be helpful, in a non-confrontational way. Maybe if enough people say it, he’ll finally realize he has too many jabs open and that’s why he never wins a fight.
Go Jenny! Makin’ art on the internets!
I already had a migraine. Thanks.
You just ripped a hole in the time/space continuum.
I love the comment about closing Mr. Brain’s bar tabs. I think I should be friends with that girl.
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Only The Bloggess could get this surreal and funny at the same time.
Michelle Grewe you have an evil brain. I’m a technical writer so I have to deal with the tab key and tabs on a PC screen all day — and now I will be unable to concentrate all afternoon! I will be thinking of Jenny’s Tab every time I try to do my job! Thank god it’s friday.
Oh and yes they make TaB — but we’re all spelling it wrong, apparently. This article says the T and the B are both capitalized. Talk about evil…
http://www.coca-colacompany.com/stories/tab-turns-50-and-those-who-love-the-fizzy-diet-cola-celebrate
and googling for that i ran across images of soda can tab art. wow. i thought I remembered the 70s & 80s but maybe it’s all a concussion coma dream like ^^above.
Facebook is down. Coincidence? I think not.
I think my head just exploded! Wait no, I can still think so that can’t be true. I’ll ask Mr. Brain what the hell the deal is and how do I find where the bats are getting in. My dyslexia kicks in at the most random times.
It’s the circle of life, or circle of internets. Remember to put a slice of lemon in your Tab.
I’ve lost track of what everyone is talking about, but I am drinking a diet coke so perhaps I am commenting on the wrong blog. Or pin. or instragram. or whatever this is that I have open in this tab.
I’m going to reblog this blog about a Pinterest comment that I made on an Instagram photo BECAUSE BLOGCEPTION. WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
Hey, since we’re teaming up to destroy the world, we should be, like, best friends.
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BLOGCEPTION. The internet eats its own tail, feels weird about it in the morning.
step away from the computer…..
fzzzzzzzz
That was the sound my brain made coming out of my ears.
You broke Facebook, at least. So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
Yes. Too many tabs open. That’s my problem!! Thanks for helping me name it.
It’s like wiki-ing wiki or googling google….!
Is having too many tabs open anything like having too many bottles of vodka in the liquor cabinet open?
…but what’s with the landscape behind the words? It doesn’t match for me. It should be like, flashing lights and billboards and Vegas and cat videos. What’s actually there is kinda reductivist, if that’s a word.
…irony?
Once again, you’ve been thinking too much…which has made me think too much. And now I need a nap to clear my head. Or a glass of wine to clear my head. Or a glass of wine followed by a nap.
I worked with a guy named Brian Brasher…I could never look at his name without my reading “Brain Basher.”
Puts a whole new meaning to ‘delete your cookies’
25 tabs open currently. Desi says “maybe my computer would be faster if I closed a few.” He’s a smart ass.
Don’t forget to tweet the pin, too. Because that place isn’t too good to crash with the rest of us.
well now you’ve gone and done it!
ok i’m confused. at first i thought it was a bar tab, then came the can of tab,(didn’t coke have to take it off the market for awhile because the fake sweetener caused cancer in rats. kind of like when they took red cinnamon flavored toothpicks away because red dye no. 2 or 3 caused cancer in rats) anyway i have finally settled on computer tabs. but i can’t have too many tabs open or my shockwave brain player shuts down. i’m pretty sure the wise part of my brain (DBT anyone) has hidden itself in its pink jewelry box. you know the one where you open it up and the ballerina twirls to the music box dancer tune. i’m over 40, i need a nap
My brain exploded. <3
Somehow this made me think of the song that never ends…
You crashed Facebook with the power of your pinning. One step closer to having the voting bloc of Oprah.
And cue R.E.M.
Where’s the Like button???
I always thought the end of the world would involve syndication of Two and a Half Men. This is better.
This quote is accurate it’s kind of scary. I also have too many tabs open on my computer. Maybe it’s related? Although, I don’t have a computer tab that is just constantly going through reasons why I suck at life, so…. maybe not.
I’m confused.
I think you just created the first social media singularity.
This is almost like the time I wove a basket for SO’s mother, then he wanted to fill it. So we bought candy. Put the candy in a bag, the bag in a box, the box in the basket, and the basket in a bag.
Marydpierce at comment 43. “Somewhere in Time” My favorite movie of all time!!!!!
It was YOUR fault Facebook crashed? Oh man, I was thinking some dark thoughts at that time!!! (I was looking for something to show a friend and it wouldn’t OPEN!!)
What are we doing today, Brain?
Same thing we do every day…
I think you just divided by zerio
After the week I’ve had, this makes perfect sense to me. Let the ‘plosions (both im- & ex-) begin please.
“thetattootourist | August 1, 2014 at 9:52 am
The age old question; If a pin drops on a selfie of you in a forest from a pic on instagram and nobody retweets it did it really happen….KABOOM!!!”
The tattootourist survived with sharp wit intact.
Computer mind blown
Better to have too many tabs open than none–plenty of people walking around that prove this.
too many tabs in the brain, too many tabs in the bar… same difference, right?
I’ll try and find you up there at the Pearly Gate – I’m pretty sure it will be a long line…
I have a coworker that keeps at least 30 tabs open. It blows my mind whenever I see it. How can you find your way?
This looks like one of those fantastic 1950s documentaries they mock on MST3k.
I’m pretty sure the whole world won’t implode… just my laptop!
Ctrl+Alt+Delete! Ctrl+Alt+Delete!
How on Earth do you single handedly keep breaking the internet? You do this over and over again? Know how? Cause so much awesomeness is uncontainable.
Haha too good! 🙂
I mean… it only makes sense that you would be the one to take us all out in a firey blaze of glory. To be honest, I’m honored to be a part of the group here.
I just learned from reading the comments that they still make TaB. A few days ago I saw someone drinking a Fresca, which I didn’t realize still existed. Are we about to be separated into TaB People and Fresca People in some Seventies Throwback Apocalyptic War? It is surely the end o’ times!
Ahhh…Somewhere In Time…that’s right. I hate it when I get Jane Seymour and Cyndi Lauper mixed up. Easy mistake though.
True Tab addicts want you to think its not being made anymore, so you’ll keep your hands off my pink crack! Hypothetically.
I wish I was clever enough to express my confusion in such a great way. Isn’t having too many tabs open just multi-tasking or menopause?
Is there a bar in that photo somewhere? Wait, I’m lost….
I didn’t realize what kind of “tabs” you were referring to at first, but now I get it.
Also, I don’t know if you remember me but I started blogging (per your advice via response to my fan email) and I mentioned you. 🙂
This here…is the real inception, and is WAY better than the movie.
Apropos of nothing… If you haven’t checked out CrapDaxidermy on Twitter, you must. Immediately.
Ugh. CrapTaxidermy.
You broke Facebook? gasp Bravo!
My friends and I were debating whether it was a cat video so cute that Mark Zuckerberg’s eyes rolled up and his spine slid out of his butt, or if Cthulhu had finally arrived. And all this time, it may have been you!
Have you played Cards Against Humanity? If you haven’t, you really should. I think this game would be right up yours and Victor’s alley.
Totally off topic here. Would you like to help out a GISHWHES Team with a task. We need a video of a NYT Best Selling Author (You) to do a dramatic reading of this section of http:/apps.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdlbk/right.htm DMV Right of Way. I am JoeMamma6_2 on twitter and we are team The Clock People. BTW we are competing against William Shatner if that helps, if not, don’t remember the William Shatner part. Thank You, Karen. karenerb58@gmail,com, FB Karen Erb
(I would but I’ve already done it for another team. Sorry! ~ Jenny)
At night, when I can’t sleep…I totally visualize closing the “tabs” of my brain. Kind of like Windows 7, but different. I think too much and don’t daydream enough – or at least that is my story!
Forced shutdown (wine) resets everything!
Totally unrelated, but I am not sure how to send this to you. ICYMI you might like: http://www.npr.org/2014/08/09/338940500/art-from-death-taxidermy-as-a-creative-hobby You were WAY ahead of your time. 🙂
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