Today I planned on going over all the craziness of the book tour but I’m postponing for a bit because I’ve come down with a mild case of I-HAVE-THE-PLAGUE-AND-I’M-GOING-TO-DIE. And I asked Victor to feel my head to see if I have a fever and he was like, “Ew. No. Why do you always ask me to touch you when you’re sick? People like you are the reason why typhoid spread so far” and I was like, “OMG, you are totally over-reacting. But also, does my urine taste weird?” and then the people behind us at the taco shop moved to another table and that’s how you get privacy. And also maybe typhoid.
PS. YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds is #2 on the NYT bestseller list. WHAT. You did that, y’all.
PPS. If you want a signed copy and couldn’t make it to a signing then you can go to Book People’s website and order one. I’ll drop by and sign books as soon as the plague has passed. Just write what you want me to personalize in the comment section of their website at checkout. They ship everywhere. (And I’ll sign any of my other books too. Your wish = my command. Unless your wish is for me to stop asking you to feel my head when I’m sick. Sorry. That’s what you signed up for, Victor.)