Coloring. But less stressful. (Yes, I am aware how ridiculous this sounds.)

Two unrelated things: First: This morning I got bit on the eye by an ant.  And that was concerning, but more baffling was the fact that the ant managed to crawl all the way up to my eye before attacking.  That’s, like, so much work for I-don’t-even-know-what-the-payoff-is. I can’t decide whether to be offended or impressed.Continue reading “Coloring. But less stressful. (Yes, I am aware how ridiculous this sounds.)”

I blame the rickets.

I’m on day 7 of this mandatory low-carb, low-sugar diet-for-not-dying and everyone told me that I’d have the I-want-to-stab-everyone-carb-detox-flu for a few days, but then after that I’d have lots of energy and the cravings would lessen and they are right because now I have enough energy to loudly whine about how much I miss egg rolls rather thanContinue reading “I blame the rickets.”


Still recovering from pneumonia but I’m well enough to look back at the past week and realize how totally sick I was.  I get terrible fever dreams that seem so real they bleed into real life and it’s hard to separate them from reality (is this normal?) and one of the strongest happened Wednesday whenContinue reading “WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?”

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