Act 1:

“Hey. You. Pick me up.”
Act 2:

“You. I’m talking to you. MA’AM. RESPONDEZ SIL VOUS PLAIT.”
Act 3:

“GIMME UPPIES NOW MOTHERFUCKER, OR I WILL START SCREAMING.”
Act 4 was not recorded as the photographers arms were full of cat. Thank you for understanding.
Fin








‘Love the French. Very appropriate for a cat.
Cats rule. No doubt about it.
I really needed this today… Thank you.
Thank you for this very important post. The ideas conveyed have changed my life in meaningful ways. I will ponder this for a long time.
You make my heart happy
He is the third cutest orange cat in the world. The first and second cutest live with me.
He’s so demanding in the cutest way possible, I just love orange tabbies, they’re so feisty.
I could not love this more. Great photos and perfect captions!
Must obey. Cats cannot be denied.
Ripe for a Feliney film
Ahem. The first and second cutest orangies, one a dilute orangie girl, live with me.
So funny! And so well-loved!
Good thing the photographer speaks cat as well as French 😉
This might be the cutest thing EVER. You give that cat uppies whenever he asks.
OMG, that stretch!
NOW.
Just like my cat!
At least his butler finally understood the assignment 😽😽😽
He expects a lot of his support staff. And rightly so.
Act 5: Microseconds later.
“PUT ME DOWN, BITCH, OR I WILL CUT YOU WITH MY RAZOR-LIKE CLAWS.”
(This scene was played by Hunter S. Tomcat’s Stand-in, Mr. Jinks.)
Cats, whatcha gonna do?
:::wanders off to disinfect wounds from razor-like claws:::
If I’m reading this correctly…😭😭😭 love and hugs to you
(Nothing sad, friend! ~ Jenny)
My friend’s Dad once said that all cats speak French, and here it is, proof that he was right all along.
I have heard that dogs are the most popular pet in the U.S. Methinks that is a lie. Cats rule! In more ways than one…
Lovely. 5 stars.
The heart wants what the heart wants. Even if it’s as simple as uppies.
I read it as “a play in four cats”.
why are there so many anonymous replies? that is so weeeeeeeiiiiird.
(I think maybe wordpress changed something? CHANGE IT BACK, WORDPRESS. Maybe it’s a bug. ~ Jenny)
Little Miss Maine Coon approves of the demands Hunter gave you. Good to know he got the cuddles he needed.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Or as we say in my home “because cat”.
Also – log in is no longer required? I didn’t mean to post my “because cat” comment anonymously.
(Is it not? I haven’t changed anything. WordPress is weird sometimes. ~ Jenny)
Every time you post a Hunter S. Tomcat pic my heart melts a little. I loves me that orange tabby.
* Stretch and show-off toe beans* Get picked up and pets. All is well. End scene.
Grand chapter in a cat’s life.
Waiting for Hunter’s Master Class in how to cuddle, & like it. My rescue kitteh says NO CUDDLES, EVER
This was a very touching play. Thank you for sharing.
LOVE THIS!
Your educational content is gold! The way you simplify complex topics makes learning enjoyable. Thanks for being a valuable resource in my academic journey.
Geometry Dash thankall
I’ll go to the place where they’re talked about
This little play perfectly captures a cat’s demanding but adorable personality. Love the French touch in Act 2!