Hunter S. Thomcat. A play in four acts.

Act 1:

“Hey. You. Pick me up.”

Act 2:

“You. I’m talking to you. MA’AM. RESPONDEZ SIL VOUS PLAIT.”

Act 3:

“GIMME UPPIES NOW MOTHERFUCKER, OR I WILL START SCREAMING.”

Act 4 was not recorded as the photographers arms were full of cat. Thank you for understanding.

Fin

39 thoughts on “Hunter S. Thomcat. A play in four acts.

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  1. He is the third cutest orange cat in the world. The first and second cutest live with me.

  2. He’s so demanding in the cutest way possible, I just love orange tabbies, they’re so feisty.

  3. Ahem. The first and second cutest orangies, one a dilute orangie girl, live with me.

  4. Act 5: Microseconds later.
    “PUT ME DOWN, BITCH, OR I WILL CUT YOU WITH MY RAZOR-LIKE CLAWS.”
    (This scene was played by Hunter S. Tomcat’s Stand-in, Mr. Jinks.)
    Cats, whatcha gonna do?
    :::wanders off to disinfect wounds from razor-like claws:::

  5. If I’m reading this correctly…😭😭😭 love and hugs to you

    (Nothing sad, friend! ~ Jenny)

  6. My friend’s Dad once said that all cats speak French, and here it is, proof that he was right all along.

  7. I have heard that dogs are the most popular pet in the U.S. Methinks that is a lie. Cats rule! In more ways than one…

  8. why are there so many anonymous replies? that is so weeeeeeeiiiiird.

    (I think maybe wordpress changed something? CHANGE IT BACK, WORDPRESS. Maybe it’s a bug. ~ Jenny)

  9. Little Miss Maine Coon approves of the demands Hunter gave you. Good to know he got the cuddles he needed.

  10. Also – log in is no longer required? I didn’t mean to post my “because cat” comment anonymously.

    (Is it not? I haven’t changed anything. WordPress is weird sometimes. ~ Jenny)

  11. Every time you post a Hunter S. Tomcat pic my heart melts a little. I loves me that orange tabby.

  12. * Stretch and show-off toe beans* Get picked up and pets. All is well. End scene.
    Grand chapter in a cat’s life.

  13. Your educational content is gold! The way you simplify complex topics makes learning enjoyable. Thanks for being a valuable resource in my academic journey.

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