Remember a few months ago when I accidentally said I was sending out free boob bags?
Then you’ll understand this. Maybe.
Also, I was just thinking that you could probably make an incredible bra made of crocheted titties and spellcheck immediately changed “titties” to “kitties”, which is presumptuous as hell but also, I think a bra made of crocheted kitties would probably be pretty awesome too, if slightly less sexy.
I would definitely wear a crocheted kitty bra with cute little ears. I feel like this could be a trend!
You are loved and appreciated.
Spellcheck’s a prude. Mine always changes fuck to duck. Or between that and the titties kitties maybe it’s just really into animals?
You deserve ALL the boob bags!
The boob bag and chapstick holder are awesome, and so are you!
We super love you because you bring such amazing acceptance and understanding to those of us who are struggling.
So I hope you feel the same love and acceptance back from us, your fans, compatriots and fellow strugglers in this weird, wonderful world.
Rock On, and don’t let your depression monster tell you lies without fighting back!
Amazingly enough, I have seen crocheted boobs for folks to stuff their bras with after mastectomy.
I love you, Jenny!
You consistently forget to realize how much you uplift your audience and how treasured that you are.
Kitty is also code for vag sometimes, so maybe spell check wanted you to be *more* sexy. No idea how that would look tho.
Forgive me if I’m wrong, my friend, but you seem to be once again struggling with some sort of mental health issue(s). IF that’s the case, please know that you are loved by many for having the courage to post on social media during these times. If I’m wrong, then I’m happy we’re both in a good place! Hugs either way.
You are clearly doing something, or a lot of things, right!
Mondays suck a lot less when you post things like this. Thanks.
Ahhhh….you are so SO loved, Jenny! We’ve got your back always!!
A titty tote. 😅💕
I would’ve liked my “gift bag” from my breast care center a LOT more if it had looked like that 😁!
You definitely send out awesome energy and you deserve all the boob bags. Keep it going, sister. You are the real deal and we love you for that. And for the boob bags. And laser eyes.
You are so loved, Jenny, by so many people , because of your kindness, your empathy, your honesty, and your willingness to share your truths.
You are courage personified, whether you feel like it or not. And just by being wholly and completely you, you bring such good into the world.
This week, this month, hell- this past three years have been so hard. After a short reprieve from a brutal combo of autoimmune diseases that have stolen my life, my career, my chance to have a family, even now my ability to leave my house safely (fuck Covid), I had hope that my new medication was going to lead to a remission and the first relief I’ve had in 23 years.
Welp, we know how that goes. One week after my mother died, the flares came roaring back. This morning, I found myself bedridden again and wondering if it is worth it to keep fighting this endless battle and all this pain and fear.
And then I saw your post, and it reminded me that there is always a flicker of light ahead, even when it seems dim or far away.
You are a bright, kind soul, and you do good in this world every day.
(I am wrapping you up in love, friend.)
I love you, Jenny. You are a treasure. Thank you for persevering for us. And, I would pay good money for a titty tote and a possum chapstick holder .
Thank you for posting that chaotic amazingness! I’m in the middle of a really hard part of EMDR therapy and this is the energy I needed to see. Also just started rereading “Let’s pretend this never happened” because your books are my arm floaties when I feel like I’m drowning.
Love you💕
Boob bags would probably be the most popular of the bags…
Titty tote…ROFL
Awww, and those are some talented people! I love the idea of a titty tote.
I really want to learn to crochet. I knit one basic stitch and make scarves. But crocheting is so much more versatile.
Fuck depression and it’s lies! You are beauty and light and magic you are so very loved. Keep being perfectly you, this crazy messed up world needs it!
A crocheted kitty bra would be lovely if it didn’t have my cats’ claws. They like to express their love rather sharply, and I don’t need that on my boobs!
I made a tittie pillow for my FIL many years ago. Couldn’t get the step son and male cousins off of it. They always liked to put their heads in the dip in between the 2 titties!!!!
My FIL loved it and laughed and laughed!!!
You are the BEST! Tittie totes and possum chap stick holders are exactly what I needed for this miserable Monday. Thank you for being you, even if it is hard at times. We Love You!
Today’s post made me laugh and made me cry! I love it so much and am so happy that there are so many talented friends sending you such amazing and wonderful things! Sometimes this world is so confusing and harsh, it’s just so lovely to have these moments of the complete opposite. Thank you for sharing because it absolutely made my day. I know it was hard for you but you did it anyway and it helped me tremendously.
You are totally rocking this world!! I love what you do
For what it’s worth, especially since I’m not somebody who can make things, I can tell you that your writing has been like a million boob bags all containing possum ChapStick holders for me. Like the universe cracked open for a second to let me know that I’m not the only one who struggles. And you also make me laugh so hard, which is the best cure to what ails the world.
To #11. Mel, I’m so sorry you’ve been going through this for so very long. I’m thinking of you today and hoping you can find some relief very soon. I wish for you a reason to go on, because you are worthy of whatever happiness you can find.
^^^That should say #17.
Comment #1 wrote: “I would definitely wear a crocheted kitty bra with cute little ears.” and now I’m laughing thinking about all the guys who reflexively check out those breasts, then do comical double-takes at the eared outline through the shirt.
Just remember – kitties have titties, too, more than we have.
i love everything about this! If depression is telling you anything other than you’re awesome, it’s definitely lying!
Jenny, you struggling outloud has given me more hope than, well, anything.
Thank you. 💜
Taegan
Yeah, but the crocheted kitties bra you would definitely have to wear on the outside of your clothes. Or else, wear a really shear see-through top. That would work with the crocheted titties bra, too, I suppose. Maybe not to church. Or if you’re a school teacher. Hey, it might be a big hit among transgender women? Kitties and titties. You might be onto something there. And, not to leave men out, you could do a crocheted gonad warmer…I’m just getting started…I think I’ve had too much caffeine this morning.
Depression IS a total liar, so that shit can bugger right off while you remain awash in the stream of appreciation and love that your friends and fans supply. If that stream contains boob bags and possum pucker sticks, ALL the better! You are loved!
How sad that this was hope-breaking, and wonderful that we got something beautiful from you as well
Khalid elarbi
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This post and the comments made me cry…in the good way. Jenny, you are a force for good in the universe. We love you so much.You so deserve all the boob bags!
Now you have something to go with your p*ssy hat. 🙂
I was just thinking today, 3 decades of this bra wearing crap is getting uncomfortable however, a boob bag bra??? Heck to the yeahhh!!
It’s great.
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A boob bag bra? I’ve been thinking about how painful it is to wear bras for the past 30 years. Excuse me, yes, indeed!