A SERIES OF THINGS

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A tiny list of things:

  1. Last week my doctor did 25 stomach biopsies on me AND DIDN’T FIND ANY ADDITIONAL CANCER. CAN I GET A “HELL YEAH”?
  2. Hailey is feeling a little better each day and is rocking the eyepatch.
  3. I think this cookie called me crazy.
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4. I can’t remember what 4 was supposed to be.

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  13. Hell yeah!! That cancer is sooooo lazy…..how lazy is it? Too lazy to migrate or replicate! Yesssssss!!!

    And hallelujah! Pirate people triumphing over evil unknown illnesses!

    And your fortune cookie knows you so well, it’s checking in on you to make sure you’re taking care of yourself.

    I don’t remember what the fourth thing was? Menopause brain…..
    Keep on rockin’ on!

  15. Well the world is perhaps telling you that taking care of you and family is right on schedule. Good to hear of no new health progresses.
    Also …. I keep fortune cookies messages on my desk as positive pick me ups.

  16. Hell to the yeah!
    A woman in Las Vegas wants to open a sports bar/bookstore. I told her to go for it. I hope she has a lot of money!

  26. If Ted Lasso taught me anything, it’s that number four is “BELIEVE” – and we “BELIEVE” in life after love…wait, no, we “BELIEVE” you are amazing and are so happy for your good news!! Keep the faith, we’re thinking of you (and Hailey, and Victor!).

  28. Yeah on cancer news. I feel joy! And I only listen to cookies if they are insisting on being eaten. If they are telling you anything else, they can’t be trusted. And of course Hailey is rocking the eye patch because SHE rocks!

  32. He’ll yeah, you go.girl! Halley is,a rock star, and Victor is the man!

  35. Your health made my day! I live in Kerrville and really want to come to your bookstore sometime…

  36. #4 – Sorta like a Violent Femmes moment…or, I guess HALF a Violent Femmes moment 😘

  41. Hell yeah! Such great news for both you and Hailey! Sending love and light to you both! ❤️

  43. I used to have a pet raccoon who loved fortune cookies and once he got one that said “It is a happy talent, to know how to play” and it was PERFECT for him, as he was the happiest animal I ever met.

  54. Hell yeah!! Fabulous news!! Sending all the good vibes to you and Hailey! ❤️

  62. You absolutely can get a “HELL YEAH”! So HELL YEAH! VERY happy for you! Also, your #4 made me thing of the Violent Femmes song “Kiss Off” (“I forget what 8 was for”).

  63. • FUCKIN’ HELL TO THE YEAH!! “No cancer” news is good news!
    • Also, fortune cookies never lie.
    • Also also, do y’all unload an “Arrrgh, matey!” on Hailey at least once a day? Just because you love her.
    • 4?

  67. Hell Yeah!!
    And all the very best to the hot pirate summer! Did they go with sequins or goggly eyes?
    Also sending Victor love. I know he needs it though he is generally kept out of the blog.

  68. HELL YEAH! Yay for no new stomach cancer, and sorry for the 25 cuts in your stomach. I’m happy Hailey is feeling better.

  70. Well, if You’re really asking for “Hell (yeah)” then I cannot deny Your wish: So Hell yeah from over the Atlantic from Germany as well! Sending You good vibes …! 🙂

    Really do wish You and Hailey, and Victor of course too [ from time to time we men seem to be a bit neglected on this website 😉 ] all the best, good luck and most of all good health and getting better by the minute …! 🙂 CHEERS!!! 🙂

  71. 1. HELL YEAH!!!!

    2. Most wonderful news on Hailey! Keep on that momentum!!

    3. That seems a little inappropriate. I hope you burned that little strip of paper.

    4….. uh huh!

    Love you Jenny! 💕

  72. HELL YEAH!!!!

    Yay Hailey!!!!

    Lol at the cookie.

    Same, same. I left TWO cartons of oat milk out, in succession. *sigh* Brains.

  75. Jenny, I just want you to know that the *entirety* of this post as it showed up in my RSS reader was

    “A tiny list of things: 4. I can’t remember what 4 was supposed to be.”

    which honestly I really enjoyed.

    Also HELL YEAH!

  76. Ozzy’s gone, but you guys are doing better and that’s about the only thing that can get a HELL YEAH! outta me at this point. Continue to jam out with your clam out!

    Your Pal,

    Storm the Klingon

  77. Awesome that no more cancer was found. Glad Hailey is better. Hope those 25 biopsies aren’t ouchie.

  78. Your sense of humor and a sense of the irony of life will get you thru a lot of things!

  79. If you have to have cancer the laziest cancer is so the one too have. And yay for Hailey, that was a big scare for all!

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