This isn’t a real post. It’s just me saying that I’m going to Nowhere Bookshop either today or tomorrow to sign books so if you want to order some for presents for yourself or others and have them mailed to you before xmas you can get them here.
If you put “go nuts” in the comments of the order form I will probably surprise you with ridiculous drawings, animal facts or other unhinged things because I like to entertain myself and need adult supervision. Just warning you. See below.
Also, giant thanks to everyone who helped or asked for help in our 16th annual James Garfield Miracle. Over 400 kids were sent presents. Whoop!
Jenny, you are a force for good in this world! 💜
I looked at the chaotic signatures and want to know the likelihood of being hit by a giraffe?
Hell yeah.
This is quickly becoming my favorite series online. Please keep it going! I’m also looking into how I can get a special signed copy.
I looked at the chaotic signatures and wondered what the chances were of being hit by a giraffe.