Author Archives: thebloggess

UPDATED: OMG, y’all. This whole post is supposed to be numbered as a list but the numbers didn’t work properly so I made sure to note that in the numbered sections but then when I published it I actually don’t see any of the numbers at all and it just looks like regular paragraphs andContinue reading “Happy book things are nice.”

Look, this isn’t a real post. It’s just me sharing a story that might help you if you’ve been in my same predicament. When I was little my great grandmother (on my mom’s side) used to make the most incredible peach cobbler but she absolutely refused to share the recipe with anyone because the womenContinue reading “The Peach Cobbler that went missing for 40 years.”

Recently at Nowhere Bookshop we realized that we’re more than 5 years in and whenever someone asks us for professional photographs we just shrug and send them what we took on our phones that day because we aren’t great at marketing. But this year we decided to be grown-ups and hire an amazing local photographyContinue reading “The state of the bookstore”

I know many of us, including me, mourned the passing of Bone Crawford, but just in case you missed it: The instructions to put together the Bumble said that it would take 2 people less than 30 minutes to put it together but Victor and I were standing on the lawn in the dark yellingContinue reading “It’s okay if the holidays look weird for you. Mine looks like a 10-foot monster on the lawn.”

I was going to write a real post today but I ran out of time and it’s late so instead I’m going to just share the substack letter I just mailed out in case you don’t subscribe but want to know why I’ve disappeared for a few days: Hello, love! I know I just sentContinue reading “Where am I?”