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It’s Sunday, but I wrote all the really blasphemous stuff earlier in the week. I’d like that noted in my permanent record.

You know how I’m always perpetually late for trends and memes? WELL, NOT THIS TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. Apparently, “stocking“ is the new “leisure diving“ (which was the new “owling“) (which was the new “planking“) and this time I’m totally on time for it. “Stocking” is the new hipster art of imitating stock photography. Why? I DON’T KNOWContinue reading “It’s Sunday, but I wrote all the really blasphemous stuff earlier in the week. I’d like that noted in my permanent record.”

Knock-knock, motherfucker. Giant metal chickens revisited.

Yesterday when I was driving home from the grocery store I passed a shop that sells lawn ornaments and rustic furniture. This, however, was new: I almost drove into a mailbox, and when I got out and asked the clerk about it he said that his boss had just bought it because “apparently lots ofContinue reading “Knock-knock, motherfucker. Giant metal chickens revisited.”

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