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Not poison.

So I picked up my mail at Nowhere but one piece was a card that was triple scotch taped all over the envelope and I was worried it was filled with glitter or cocaine or something else that would make a mess in the store so I opened it in my car and inside wasContinue reading “Not poison.”

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