The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.

So tonight I’m going in for my 5th ketamine treatment for depression and I know some people really enjoy getting just off-their tits high but personally I enjoy a little bit until I fall into another dimension because I’m always sure I’m going to be stuck there forever but I’ve just found that if IContinue reading “The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.”

Bad crack

This week we were in Hawaii for a few days and it was really nice although I’m still fighting this depression so I spent a lot of time just resting in my room, but one time I went to the ice machine and there was this British couple there who was adorable and I wasContinue reading “Bad crack”

We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same language

Victor and I have been married for over 20 years and still we find ourselves using phrases that the other person swears we’ve just made up even though we each insist that it is a well-known family idiom and that’s why I need to see if either of us are right. So here are theContinue reading “We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same language”

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