Random Crap – Page 3 – The Bloggess

It’s Friday. Let’s have some fun.

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for you to step into my office so you can see all the videos I saved for you. Ferris Mewler is in the other chair so just sit in my lap. It’s all good. Ready? Guess which one I am? He’s nervous. I want part of this madeContinue reading “It’s Friday. Let’s have some fun.”

The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.

So tonight I’m going in for my 5th ketamine treatment for depression and I know some people really enjoy getting just off-their tits high but personally I enjoy a little bit until I fall into another dimension because I’m always sure I’m going to be stuck there forever but I’ve just found that if IContinue reading “The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.”

What to read in April

I’m having 3 ketamine treatments for depression this week and that means I can’t have caffeine or my ADD meds and that means I’ve spent a fair amount of time drifting around the house wondering what it was I was doing, or frantically looking for my phone while it was in my own hand andContinue reading “What to read in April”

When did the pound symbol stop being the pound symbol? I blame twitter.

The other day I was walking Dorothy Barker at night and I saw what I thought was the silhouette of a possum crossing the road but it looked sort of weird and that’s because this possum had 8 legs and I was like, JESUS CHRIST HOW FUCKING BIG DO SPIDERS GET? So I went insideContinue reading “When did the pound symbol stop being the pound symbol? I blame twitter.”

Bad crack

This week we were in Hawaii for a few days and it was really nice although I’m still fighting this depression so I spent a lot of time just resting in my room, but one time I went to the ice machine and there was this British couple there who was adorable and I wasContinue reading “Bad crack”

We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same language

Victor and I have been married for over 20 years and still we find ourselves using phrases that the other person swears we’ve just made up even though we each insist that it is a well-known family idiom and that’s why I need to see if either of us are right. So here are theContinue reading “We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same language”