Category Archives: Random Crap

So yesterday all of the anxiety I’d been fighting off got heavier and heavier and I fell apart into one of those heaving, ugly-cry panic attacks where you’re pretty sure that you’re literally dying but you also suspect that it’s all in your mind. Which makes it worse, in a way. Victor is used toContinue reading “Falling apart a little bit.”

It’s Friday and you deserve something to make you smile so here are the things that did it for me this week:

Some people might say it’s too early to decorate for Halloween but I don’t listen to those people because I’m literally that person who intentionally leaves Halloween decorations up all year. Halloween is a state of mind, after all, and it is my favorite holiday in the whole world. This year will be different, ofContinue reading “It is never too early for Halloween.”

If you’re a member of the Fantastic Strangeling Bookclub you got an email from me earlier this week telling you what next month’s book is but in case you haven’t joined yet or you’re an honorary member get ready because next month’s book is probably my favorite one of the year and that’s really sayingContinue reading “Hello, sweet strangeling!”

me: I feel like I’ve spent half of quarantine trying to decide if I’m hungry or just bored. Victor: Same. me: But then turns out I’m both hungry and bored. I’m…hored? Is that a word Victor: Pretty sure it shouldn’t be. me: But “bungry” sounds gross. Sounds like you’re hungry for bungholes. Victor: It doesContinue reading “It made sense at the time.”

It’s Friday! I think? Who fucking knows. Time is meaningless. But still, you should take a quick break and watch these instagram videos I saved specifically for you because I think you need a good distraction. Let’s go! Same, Bear Patrol. Love y’all.