Category Archives: Random Crap

I thought I’d write a little day-in-the-life piece because I always see fancy magazines do that with important people who are not me and who have their shit together, but then I got distracted and now I think it’s more like 38-hours-in-the-life-of? Fuck it. Let’s start. Took Dorothy Barker for a walk and found aContinue reading “A day in the life”

This Halloween feels very different because it’s the first one where Hailey isn’t here to dress up so in true empty-nest fashion I decided that Hunter S. Thomcat would be a fair substitute, especially since he actually enjoys wearing hats and costumes. And it was awesome. Except that Hunter is a pleasingly plump cat andContinue reading “Is it even Halloween if your cat isn’t wearing a wig?”

This weekend I did a book festival in Pennsylvania and when I got off the plane I was like, “OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE TREES. THEY’RE CHANGING COLOR” and the uber driver was like, “…Uh… they don’t have trees where you come from?” and that is a fair question but the thing is thatContinue reading “Let’s do something fun.”

My friend Lucie has a fabulous instagram where she teaches something new each day, but today I just watched her latest and I felt incredibly embarrassed for her: Because I am a constant reader, 6th grade spelling bee champ, and author of multiple bestsellers and I know for a fact that “perogative” does not startContinue reading “Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.”

Several things: First off, did you see the solar eclipse this weekend? Because I did and it was awesome, except that I couldn’t get a picture of it. But I could see the eclipse in the shadows of the tree leaves, like tiny unicorn hooves. The video shows it better than I could explain it:Continue reading “I shouldn’t be allowed outside.”

It’s Friday and that means you need to step into my office so I can show you all the videos I’ve saved for you, because you need some distraction. Ready? Let’s go: Happy weekend, sweet friends.