I thought I’d write a little day-in-the-life piece because I always see fancy magazines do that with important people who are not me and who have their shit together, but then I got distracted and now I think it’s more like 38-hours-in-the-life-of? Fuck it. Let’s start. Took Dorothy Barker for a walk and found aContinue reading “A day in the life”
Category Archives: Random Crap
Is it even Halloween if your cat isn’t wearing a wig?
This Halloween feels very different because it’s the first one where Hailey isn’t here to dress up so in true empty-nest fashion I decided that Hunter S. Thomcat would be a fair substitute, especially since he actually enjoys wearing hats and costumes. And it was awesome. Except that Hunter is a pleasingly plump cat andContinue reading “Is it even Halloween if your cat isn’t wearing a wig?”
Let’s do something fun.
This weekend I did a book festival in Pennsylvania and when I got off the plane I was like, “OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE TREES. THEY’RE CHANGING COLOR” and the uber driver was like, “…Uh… they don’t have trees where you come from?” and that is a fair question but the thing is thatContinue reading “Let’s do something fun.”
Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.
My friend Lucie has a fabulous instagram where she teaches something new each day, but today I just watched her latest and I felt incredibly embarrassed for her: Because I am a constant reader, 6th grade spelling bee champ, and author of multiple bestsellers and I know for a fact that “perogative” does not startContinue reading “Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.”
I shouldn’t be allowed outside.
Several things: First off, did you see the solar eclipse this weekend? Because I did and it was awesome, except that I couldn’t get a picture of it. But I could see the eclipse in the shadows of the tree leaves, like tiny unicorn hooves. The video shows it better than I could explain it:Continue reading “I shouldn’t be allowed outside.”
It’s Friday. Time for medicinally ridiculous videos.
It’s Friday and that means you need to step into my office so I can show you all the videos I’ve saved for you, because you need some distraction. Ready? Let’s go: Happy weekend, sweet friends.