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What should I watch?

Today is Halloween so that means I will be watching spooky movies in the background all day long as I work, which makes this pretty much exactly the same as every other day because every day is Halloween if you really want it to be. The real difference is that when Victor walks out ofContinue reading “What should I watch?”

It’s Friday. Step into my office.

It’s Friday so that means it’s time to step into my office so that I can share all the videos I’ve been saving for you (yes, you) this month. Ready? View this post on Instagram A post shared by Cat Lovers Family (@foreverkitties) View this post on Instagram A post shared by MEMES • DOGSContinue reading “It’s Friday. Step into my office.”

Nipple hats for cats.

If you’re a member of the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club then maybe last month you joined us for our online craft hour where I made a man (sort of) and taped myself to him (accidentally) and his arms kept falling off (embarrassingly)? Well it was so much fun that we decided to do again, so checkContinue reading “Nipple hats for cats.”

Honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken me this long to get a 12 foot skeleton because shit like this is kind of made for me.

If you are halloween-obsessed like I am you probably already know that Home Depot makes this 12 foot tall skeleton that always sells out immediately so when I saw that they opened up preorders a few months ago I immediately ordered one and then promptly forgot about it again until a 100 pound box wasContinue reading “Honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken me this long to get a 12 foot skeleton because shit like this is kind of made for me.”

I’m too uncool to know which thumbs-up emoji is uncool so someone help me.

me: So apparently we’re supposed to stop thumbs-up emojying young people at work. Victor: I don’t even know what that means but it sounds like something I already don’t do. me: According to the internet Gen Z finds the thumbs up emoji passive-aggressive and hostile, but Gen X uses it all the time because theyContinue reading “I’m too uncool to know which thumbs-up emoji is uncool so someone help me.”

Need something creepy to read? I’VE GOT YOU COVERED.

This month the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club is reading Lute by Jennifer Thorne and it is just the haunting, atmospheric folk horror weirdness you need for October. It’s about love, duty and community and it’s a bit like Wicker Man mixed with Midsommar and Final Destination. Want more details? On the idyllic island of Lute,Continue reading “Need something creepy to read? I’VE GOT YOU COVERED.”