A day in the life

I thought I’d write a little day-in-the-life piece because I always see fancy magazines do that with important people who are not me and who have their shit together, but then I got distracted and now I think it’s more like 38-hours-in-the-life-of? Fuck it. Let’s start. Took Dorothy Barker for a walk and found aContinue reading “A day in the life”

Is it even Halloween if your cat isn’t wearing a wig?

This Halloween feels very different because it’s the first one where Hailey isn’t here to dress up so in true empty-nest fashion I decided that Hunter S. Thomcat would be a fair substitute, especially since he actually enjoys wearing hats and costumes. And it was awesome. Except that Hunter is a pleasingly plump cat andContinue reading “Is it even Halloween if your cat isn’t wearing a wig?”

Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.

My friend Lucie has a fabulous instagram where she teaches something new each day, but today I just watched her latest and I felt incredibly embarrassed for her: Because I am a constant reader, 6th grade spelling bee champ, and author of multiple bestsellers and I know for a fact that “perogative” does not startContinue reading “Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.”

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