I have lots of things to write about but my head is too full to get them all out. Every day this month has been filled with joy and terror and confusion and self-doubt and gratitude and horror, and then my mind is filled up with stories that I need to get onto paper, but theyContinue reading “People with ADD are too easily distracted to be expected to remember to reorder their ADD meds. And that’s why this post exists.”
This post is fairly ranty and not just because spellcheck keeps telling me that “ranty” isn’t a real word. It is a real word and I’m proving it right now, spellcheck. Question me again and I’ll explain why “stabby” is also a real word. If you don’t live in America you can skip this post.Continue reading “We are the Government”
Ugh. I sort of already hate myself from weighing in on this but people keep asking me to tweet about it and forward their petitions, and I really thought it would quiet down by now but it hasn’t, so I’m going to give my big, fat, stupid, irrelevant and probably wrong opinion on the changesContinue reading “Two uncomfortable truths: New Merida looks a little whorey. Fewer people care about this than you would think.”
SEE UPDATES BELOW… I know I just posted a few hours ago, but I’m posting again because you all know how dedicated I am to writing about PR pitches (both good and bad) and this one just can’t wait. I got a form letter email pitch (more than one, actually) about a Kardashian sister beingContinue reading “UPDATED: And then the PR guy called me “a fucking bitch”. I can’t even make this shit up.”
2008: I write about my idea to advertise on the side of wandering, stray cats. 2009: Warner Bros. begins advertising on the side of cats. Calls it “catvertising”. Is lauded for their innovation. Someone. Is getting. Sued.
Hi. Just got back from Utah. More on that later, but right now I just want to say that my blog and email have been ill for the last 24 hours, but I’m moving to a bigger server so it should be fixed. Also, I am severely jet-lagged so I have nothing funny to say.Continue reading “How did the hamsters even *get* jet lag?”