Dear internets, it’s once again time for my mandatory Blogher post. I’ll make it short, I swear. If you aren’t going to the Blogher conference, no worries. I spend most of my time hiding in my room or in a public bathroom so technically you could just hide in your bedroom at home and simulateContinue reading “Free booze.”
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Nice girls finish drunk.
People always tell me I shouldn’t give money to homeless people because they’ll just buy booze with it and I understand that but I’ve been giving money to the homeless for years and if we all stop giving hobos money then the liquor stores lose and that’s what causes a recession. Then we’re all fucked.Continue reading “Nice girls finish drunk.”
Drunk algebra
So I said I’d write more Blogher stuff but I’m easily distracted and can’t fit in all of the wonderful people I met or missed or drunk-dialed and so instead I’m just going to skip to the part where I tell you the things I didn’t do. Like how I totally didn’t force Evany to give me her autograph while IContinue reading “Drunk algebra”
FREE BOOZE!
So last year I was totally verklempt to have snagged an invite to attend a pre-blogher party thrown by the cool kids and I spent the entire time I was there hiding in the bathroom wishing I’d brought more anti-anxiety pills. Which is why this year I was shocked to be asked to actually co-host the party. I suspect it’s some sort of cruel joke and thatContinue reading “FREE BOOZE!”
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We’re taking Hailey and their partner on a road trip to @meowwolfgrapevine for their 19th birthday and then dropping them back at college on the way home so that means 4am birthday cake. WE PLAN THINGS SO WELL.
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