Why I shouldn’t be allowed on pinterest. (Also, if you made one of these and want me to delete it or link to you just tell me.)
I like pinterest. But whenever I see motivational quotes on there I can’t help but think that they need a little something extra.
So I’ve added it.
No. In the middle of difficulty lies "ficul". Learn to spell.
And by "BEING FABULOUS" I mean "BURNING YOUR GARAGE DOWN."
Unless you're in the Olympics. Or the zombie apocalypse. Or any job interview ever.
Which is technically great revenge because my head is a fucking terrible place to live.
Unless it's braille. You can really fuck up a heart by rubbing it across braille.
Unless your dream is "not having to work anymore". Which is kind of what most of us are dreaming about. Otherwise we'd be working. Now I have a headache.
Unless you're worried that you misspelled something so you go proofread your quote and you say: "Why is there an 'e' at the end of 'never'?" Maybe I should erase that extra loop before someone makes fun of it in a blog. That would be wise."
Yesterday I chose to be Eleanor Roosevelt.
You also have fake wooden paneling. You need an interior decorator.
BUT ITS FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO HAPHAZARDLY USE PUNCTUATION AND SHOUT A LOT OMG DONT GO THERE I HAVE A HEADACHE ALREADY
Your sweater just called you an asshole.
Never mind that there's a serial killer standing at the top of the stairs. He's probably just waiting for the bus. Really. Go on ahead.
Who left all these mustaches here?
You'll find that it's much less expensive. That's why amateur porn is so prevalent.
"Did you guys see that? That asshole just jumped off the roof. Probably because he confused 'imagination' with 'PCP'."~ Muhammad Ali
I can't tell if this image is purposely half fuzzy or if I've just had a stroke.
Really? Wait 12 hours.
Direct quote from a man who's been dead for 50 years.
And a "y". Lots of them, actually.