Conversation at an estate sale filled with extremely questionable things: Me: I’m pretty sure I need this doll. Victor: Nope. Nope. Nope. All of my nopes. me: Sir, how much is the doll with no eyeballs? Estate sale guy: It’s $75. me: Seems pricey. But, hang on…does that include all the human souls trapped inside it?Continue reading “Your essence is DELICIOUS.”
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Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.
Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it.
The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes & “truisms”. Often irreverent, always honest.
Barking at the Moon: If your dog is your furry child, you will laugh out loud at Tracy Beckerman’s book about her family & a one-dog wrecking ball named Riley.
Stephen Metcalfe Words: Novels, Screenplays, Stories and Plays that reach around the heart, massage the brain, and usually give a happy ending.
Welcome to xanaru: A mostly funny blog about the quest for happiness through authenticity, Great Danes and indiscriminate swearing. Plus hand-painted, custom artwork on bags, jackets, backpacks & more.
How the Hell Did I Not Know That?: Humorist Lucie Frost shares daily Instagram reels with learnings of the day—words, music, whatever–with plenty of laughs and all the curse words.
Beautiful Writers book: Writers! This coming-of-career memoir (w/ the BEST advice from celeb authors, real shit you haven’t heard) is life. A page-turning beach read doubling as how-to. #Magic
The Dating Days of Marta O: When I told my sister I was building a blog she said: “Do people still read blogs?” I do not know, but if YOU want to read it, here it is. Keep in mind, my stories about dating after 40 are for the brave.
CONNECTED: A Personal Journal for Ketamine Therapy Created by writer & patient Katherine Davis for this powerful clinical treatment. If considering ketamine for major depression, check out this essential tool.
Eye Candy: Ethereal original art and reproductions, streamable painting instruction & art journaling lessons for curious minds. Daydreams & mystics welcome.
Sylvia Shults, author and paranormal reporter: I sit in dark, spooky places so you don’t have to. Check out the award-winning Gone On Vacation: Haunted Zoos, Museums, and Amusement Parks, available in print and ebook.
Cake4Kids: We bake and deliver free birthday cakes to underserved kids who might not otherwise receive one.
Where the Hell is Ivy Dell by Indie Sparks: It’s not like some shirtless guy with a scorpion tattoo is going to change my whole life.
Florida-splaining by Cathy Salustri: We’re not all crazy assholes down here. Really. Here’s a whole book about what makes Florida spectacular.
Immerse yourself in Marcy Lane’s A Mercy of Widows: A story of love, loss, and legal battles over assisted dying (MAID) laws in Canada. This gripping debut is a finalist in the 2023 Wishing Shelf Book Awards for fans of heartfelt, humorous, and humane tales of life’s toughest choices.
Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh: SO GOOD.
