The first cartoon I ever wrote

June 21, 2007

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first cartoon

Does it count as “writing a cartoon” if I just stole some clip art and wrote my own captions?  Because it should.

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  1. 1
    Chase | June 22, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    ROFLMAO! Seriously? Cancer never looked so funny.

  2. 2
    mark | June 22, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    It Counts. I looked it up.

  3. 3
    mommiebear2 | June 22, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    Okay this made me laugh, is that mean of me?

  4. 4
    Robin | June 22, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    Did you come up with that all on your own?

    Cause you’re really twisted if you did. Funny, yes, but definitely twisted.

    If I was gonna bat for the home team…AND I wasn’t married with children, I would wine you and dine you and whip Wil Wheaton’s behind. And maybe Victor’s.

  5. 5
    Girl con Queso | June 22, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    This is my favorite cartoon ever.

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    princess slea | June 22, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    don’t you mean “fucking cancer”?

  7. 7
    melissa | June 22, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    I am so in love with you. Is that weird?

  8. 8
    Lotta | June 22, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    I think it’s genuis. Maybe you can hook up with someone that can draw and you create the punchlines. Do you read Cyanide and Happiness? http://www.explosm.net/comics/796/

  9. 9
    lildb | June 22, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    totally counts.

    totally.

  10. 10
    Willowtree | June 22, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Sure why not. That’s what the dinosaur guy does.

  11. 11
    Nicole P. | June 22, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Holy shit that’s funny! I like that we can curse now.

  12. 12
    mothergoosemouse | June 23, 2007 at 3:20 am

    You are so sick.

    Now I REALLY want to marry you.

  13. 13
    kim | June 23, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    Some guy emailed me and asked me to write jokes for his cartoons (and I thought your cartoons must be so way lame if you’re asking me)but anyway, yeah it totally counts.

  14. 14
    Kyla | June 23, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Yeah, cancer isn’t typically funny…but here? TOTALLY funny.

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    ktjrdn | June 24, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    I had a witty comment and then got all excited thinking when I read Robin’s comment about whipping Wil Wheaton’s behind. That sounds fun!

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    Jenny | June 25, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Actually my coworkers were outside of my office and said the stuff in the first box, then I didn’t hear the rest of their conversation so I just made up my own. Then I found out her father really *did* choke to death on a dime. Is that coincidence or irony? I always get those confused.

    Lotta – Cyanide and Happiness. Hell yes.

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    Jessica | June 25, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Did you get the clipart from babypips?

  18. 18
    Jenny | June 25, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Actually I got the clipart from powerpoint. I’m totally cheap that way.

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    bettina louise fortenberry | June 25, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    I agree with willow. In fact its even COOLER to use someone elses clipart. It counts in spades, for days, for Jesus.

  20. 20
    nonlineargirl | June 26, 2007 at 2:48 am

    (1) Of course it counts! Haven’t you seen “Get Your War On”? If not, see http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

    (2) Funny.

    (3) Happy new blog to you. I’m all for more offensive.

  21. 21
    Terry | October 15, 2007 at 1:00 am

    This is funny. Frankly, I’m gonna steal that line and use it in my real life very soon.

  22. 22
    Terry | October 15, 2007 at 1:02 am

    ok, somehow I left my comment under the cancer one, and not the “moms put out” one. This one’s funny too though. Don’t know how I can use it in real life though. I’ll get back to you on that I guess.

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    Leah Danielle | July 14, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Choking to death on a dime? Really? If I’m going to choke to death on money, I’d want it to be a million dollar stuffed down my throat. Not a measly dime.

    Leah Danielle recently posted New Year’s Resolution.

  24. 24
    Kristina Peeters | August 6, 2011 at 1:32 am

    I appreciate you taking the time to share them with us all

  25. 25
    Renee Newman | January 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    It totally counts!! you’re awesome!!

    Renee Newman recently posted 20 Features :).

  26. 26
    The Hook | August 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    So wrong, its right!

    The Hook recently posted The Hook Dodges A Bullet – Barely!.

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    Sreejit Poole | January 26, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Oh, I really feel that one. Pretty funny. Absolutely counts as writing!

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