I don’t know why anyone would pay money to smell like crayons unless maybe they’re trying to seduce 6 year olds.
Of course, it could be worse.
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Pot scented perfume? Glue? Dreamsicle? Crotch? Dirt?
Soooo many choices, not enough holidays to receive as gifts.
I’ve never smelt this particular one but I the used to wear “Gin & Tonic” and a guy I worked with wore Dirt.
I was trying to attract men with the dt’s and he was trying to attract dirty slappers.
Holy shit. I am first to comment today. This actually taking an “off-Friday” thing really has benefits.
Ummm…wha…? Crayon scented perfume?
And I thought some car scents were weird.
Using My Words
Because nothing says it’s mommy and daddy alone time than smelling like “Burnt Siena” or “Carnation Pink!”
I’m waiting for Shit Scent. Pre-order today!
It’s all fun and games until the kindergarten class starts huffing this stuff.
Not even sure what to say…yuk.
Sushi? A sushi scented perfume… I just can’t even wrap my head around opting to smell like raw fish.
Don’t crayons kind of smell like barf?
CROTCH?? Oh my jebus, wouldn’t that defeat the whole puropse behind my Summer’s Eve feminine deodorant spray?? Sure, my cootch smells like a field of friggin’ daisies, but my pulse points?? Oh, they smell like snatch!
eeew, I remember my giant tin of crayons always smelled kind of sweaty – why do that on purpose? If someone could come up with toast-scented spray, I’d be all for it . . .
omg FINALLY, my crotch scented perfume is availiable online.
Once again I bow to your genius Jenny.
Although I do have to say opening up a browser window at work advertising “Crotch Scented Cologne” is a wee bit disturbing.
I have to go talk to the boss now for some reason.
I hope I don’t have to let him sniff me.
I’ve heard of play-doh scented cologne before. But crotch smelling? Maybe they could come up with the “after-sex” smelling cologne. That could be a big turn on.
“whiskey tobacco cologne – for those moments when you sort of miss your abusive relatives.”
I hate the smell of crayons. It always hints at the scent of body odor. Yuck.
And crotch scented? I just…words escape me.
Oh ewwwwww. Gross. WHy would anyone in their right mind pay to smell like crotch? Or crayon for that reason?
Well Michael Jackson and Britney Spears do need to have their own celebrity perfumes, right?
Oh, those wacky Germans! What WILL they think of next?
(Please, people of Germany. STOP THINKING.)
In a related note, where the HELL do you FIND this stuff?
So that means when I show up at home 4 hours late and smelling like whisky and pot I can just say it’s my new cologne? Where was this crap 20-years ago?
I want the Play-Doh scented one! I love that smell.
Crotch! Who comes up with this stuff and more importantly, who is buying it?
I love play-doh too. The smell makes me happy. I think Karmyn has the sex thing down wrong. Smelling post-sex people just kinda gives me a little too much info. I have WAY too sensitive a nose.
I must admit I wonder how the heck the chemists came up with the crotch and penis scents!
I just finished watching the videos of people being asked to smell “Vulva.” Hilarious. Jenny, where do you find this stuff?
As far as the fragrance goes, I think its creation was nothing but a ploy to watch women pee or something weird like that (since so many people said it smelled like urine). I’m sure you’ve heard about German “sex tourists” so I can only wonder about the German men who prefer to get their freak on domestically. I feel for German women.
Don’t all crotches smell different? (Not that I would know from experience, no ma’am…). You know, pheromones unique to each individual, etc…?
Just waxing philosophical.
Crayons…nope. But PlayDoh scent intrigues me.
See? My point exactly…
LOL LOL LOL
Oh goody…perfume/cologne for child molesters. 😛
As for other smells…Well, the cum does smell different from guy to guy (in varying degrees). No, I don’t go smelling on guys’ crotches. It’s knowledge I picked up at work once (no, I wasn’t prostituting at the time *lol*).
I used to smell like baby barf all the time. I had no idea it was a designer fragrance.