If you strive for constant vigilance the way I (and most of the readers of this blog) do then you are already aware that the Center for Disease Control has finally released recommendations on how to prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse. Most of their tips are fairly good but their list of suggested supplies are embarrassingly silent on the need for riot guns, swords, suspenders, and flame-throwers. And this is why today I agreed to be interviewed by The Washington Post about the impending zombie apocalypse. To pick up the slack of the CDC.
It’s all right here. You’re welcome.
PS. I just want to point out that I never get invited to go on Oprah or The Today Show to discuss important world events, but I have become a media darling regarding zombies, pissing off William Shatner and using taxidermied boar heads to save Christmas.
Mission accomplished.
