An extremely sarcastic conversation between me and Victor, in which none of us wins…
Victor: I don’t know if you know this, but when we bought our phones they came with these things called chargers. Lemme explain how they work…
me: I know what chargers are.
Victor: Apparently you don’t.
me: They’re those fancy plates that you put plates on. They’re ridiculous. I’m not using plates for plates.
Victor: No. I’m talking about the phone chargers. You know…the things normal people put their phones back into when they’re done using them.
me: You mean the phone koozies? I don’t use those.
Victor: Yes. I know. That’s why we’re having this conversation. And why none of the phones in the house work.
me: But it’s nice. No ringing. Listen to how quiet it is. Peaceful.
Victor: JUST PUT THE DAMN PHONES IN THE CHARGERS.
me: You mean the phone koozies?
Victor: AAAAAAAAAH. YOU’RE DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE.
me: Well, that wasn’t peaceful at all.
Conclusion: No one wins here. Also, all of the phones are broken. Apparently.