A few times I year I checkout Alexa to see what’s bringing people to this blog.
This is what I found today:
Really, internet? That is both terrifically insulting and also just plain wrong.
You spell my name with two G’s.
Updated: It occurs to me that many of you are new and might not understand why people would even be searching for that. No worries. There’s a simple, rational answer to all of this, really. It’s because I used to be on meth. The good kind.
UPDATED X 2: I just noticed that this month there’s been a fairly significant decrease in people googling “douche bag” and then being pointed to my blog.
WINNER.