Victor and I having an argument about whether people work based on rational thinking or on emotional feeling:
me: I don’t “think”. I feel.
Victor: No, you just think that.
me: No, I feel that it’s a truism.
Victor: You really think so?
me: Nice try, Satan. I’m not falling for your trickery.
Victor: I think calling me Satan is a bit harsh.
me: Because you feel it’s an unfair comparison?
Victor: No. It’s because I think you’re insane and irrational.
me: “Irrational” is an emotional feeling. I think you just proved my point.
Victor: HA! You “think” so? You lose.
me: Dammit. I had a feeling I would.