This week I spoke at frank in Florida and it was lovely. Click here to see the glorious magnificence of my hotel room. I highly recommend checking out all of the speeches but if you have 30 minutes and want to see mine you can check it out here. You have to fast-forward to the end to see it. It’s at the 1 hour 14 minute mark.
PS. I corrected Matt who credited @crappytaxidermy but it actually was @craptaxidermy so ignore me. And I’m sure I fucked up other stuff too. The usual.
PPS. Unrelated, but this dress debate is killing me. You’ve seen this, right?
I saw this CLEARLY WHITE AND GOLD dress this morning and everyone else I know is saying it’s clearly black and blue so I ask Victor and he said it was black and blue as well and that’s when I decided this was a big practical joke on me. You win. Lot of trouble to go through to make me think I’m losing my mind, y’all.
PPS. WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK. I just looked at it again and now it’s black and blue and I can’t understand how I ever thought it was gold and white. What sort of wizardry is this?