Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week
Victor: Hey, slacker. If you have time to lean you have time to clean.
me: I’m not “leaning”. I’m watching Mythbusters.
Victor: Same difference.
me: No. Plus, your leaning phrase doesn’t make any sense.
Victor: If you have time to lean you have time to clean. In other words, if you have time to goof off then you have time to organize the closet.
me: Right. So you’re punishing people for relaxing. So every time I’m relaxing it means that I have to work. That’s never going to catch on. It should be “If you have time to lean then you’ve obviously planned your day really well and you should probably reward yourself with a cocktail and an electric blanket that has pockets filled with baby kittens and fried cheese sticks.”
Victor: That’s…not at all what I’m saying.
me: Too late. Now I’m just going to watch even more Mythbusters in order to fuck up my day tomorrow so that I never have time to clean again. So basically, more TV and less cleaning. I win.
Victor: And everyone else loses.
me: Well, time management is a tricky mistress.
PS. I feel like this post needs a picture but I don’t have one that matches this post so here’s a random picture of my desk: