I just went outside to let Dorothy Barker pee but when I stepped off the porch I screamed a little because the whole lawn was filled with deer and apparently I’d scared them because they all started to run away, but I’m in a cul-de-sac and they wanted to hide in the empty lot near us, so they had to run past me which meant that I had a dozen unexpected large mammals running at me which exactly is why I was screaming. Then I realized they were just deer and nothing to be afraid of but then I immediately thought, “WHY ARE THEY RUNNING? WHAT IF THE COUGAR COMING?” because there’s a cougar in our area. So I picked up Dottie and started running with the deer and then they started running even faster and I was like “HE’S GAINING ON US” and I ducked into the bushes, but turns out that they were just running because there was a mad woman who was screaming and was running after them with a small dog in her arms.
This is the most exciting thing to happen to me all day.