I just spent two hours on pinterest looking at intricate school lunches that are pandas carved out of fruit and shit, and do-it-yourself paper-mache-glittery-giraffe heads and I was thinking, “Who in the hell has time to make this shit?” And then I realized that I just wasted two hours looking at shit that I’ll never do on pinterest.
Touché, pinterest. You win this round.
PS. That booksgiving experiment we did this week? Holy shit y’all. Go look at the comments and cry. From happiness. Or from sadness if you bet someone that humanity was doomed and now you’re like, “Shit. I owe you five dollars. Good people are still out there.” Personally I think that’s worth the five dollars though so maybe stop complaining. Although technically if you decide to welch on the bet you’d probably convince the person betting on humanity that people do suck and then you’d win. That’s a shitty way to make five bucks but I’m not judging you. Much.
PPS. Today I thought I was going to have to pay $1700 cash for a single shot to keep me out of a wheel chair (long story short: INSURANCE COMPANIES SUCK) but then a nice nurse helped me out and I melted in relief so I’m paying it forward by buying going into those comments and buying more books if I can even find any wish lists that haven’t been filled. Because good pushes more good and I need all the good karma I can get.