After many days of Dorothy Barker in a plethora of outfits we have come to the final few candidates for best costume to wear on Halloween.
A few past crowd favorites:
Yesterday we tried something a little new. Dottie was okay with it but as soon as I stopped petting her she’d shake it off.
Ferris Mewler was less enthusiastic.
And today we tried on the final costume: Dog Vader. And she didn’t hate it but she didn’t look serious enough to carry it off completely.
“Dottie, look angry. Look like you’re part of the dark side.”
“No. You look like pirate sneezing. Never mind. Just look normal.”
So after all of this we’ve decided on the perfect costume for Dorothy Barker.
She’ll be going as a dog. She’s good at it, she likes it, and it fits her. And if anyone asks I’ll say she’s Lady Godiva.
Happy halloween, y’all.