I wonder if birds ever hear songs on the radio and then chirp those songs and then the other birds are like, “OMG, FRANK. THAT SONG IS AMAZING. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAME UP WITH THAT YOURSELF” and then Frank is like, ‘I’m glad I’m a bird and can’t talk so there’s no reason to let everyone know that I didn’t make this song up myself” and then later the other birds hear “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” on a radio and they’re like, “WHOA. EVEN THE HUMANS ARE SINGING FRANK’S SONG NOW. WTF.” And then Frank becomes the most popular bird ever even though he’s totally a poser.
Slightly related: Yesterday there was a bird outside and he looked hungry so I tossed him a bit of my scrambled egg and after he ate it I realized that eggs come from birds (and vice versa) and so I may have just forced a bird into cannibalism.
PS. For the first time since Sunday I feel mostly human and can sit upright for more than 15 minutes at a time. CELEBRATE THE SMALL THINGS, Y’ALL.
PPS. I was watching bird videos on youtube and now Hunter S. Thomcat is convinced there is a bird inside my computer:
PPPS. This was the video that sent him over the top:
PPPPS. As requested, HST dance remix here.