So Amazon is continuing its insulting streak of knowing me better than I know myself by sending me a recommendation for this:
Cat not included.
It isn’t that specific.
But it has a plastic space-capsule bubble so you can make your cat into a tiny unwilling astronaut. It looks pretty mortifying (for both you and the cat) because when you wear it on your chest it looks like you’re pregnant with a front-loading washing machine filled with live cats, but I still want one, if for no other reason than to go to fancy dinner parties and avoid awkward small talk by pretending the cat is the actual guest and that I’m just the carrier. And if people still tried to talk to me I could act like I was too busy to speak to them and yell, “THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM(cat). CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM (cat)?” until they give up and leave me alone.
PS. Also, I’m going to need a cat sized space helmet for authenticity sake.
PPS. And probably some wet wipes because Hunter S. Tomcat gets traveler’s diarrhea when he leaves the house and I suspect this could quickly become a horrific viewing window into a literal shit show.
PPPS. Maybe I’ll just do it with Ferris Mewler.
PPPPS. This just came up on instagram:
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This bag is from @upetusa Please don't send DM to ask where it's from, thank you!😺 NOTE: Be careful not to buy the fake ones ! #throwback to first time we brought Snow out, he was curious about everything😻🚀! . まだちっちゃい頃👶🏻好奇心ハンパない〜😂🚀 . #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #catstagram #catofinstagram #cats_of_world #cat #cats #kucing #gato #chat #catloversclub #catlover #9gag #weeklyfluff #instagramjapan #kedi #katze #kawaii #neko #cutepetclub #고양이 #кот #แมว #猫 #americancurl
This cat is living his best life and now I’ve decided that I want to be carried around in a backpack myself.
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
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